a side order of awkward, please.

fourthirds:

i built a blanketfort

It was the best blanketfort because it had a frankih in it. We will build all of the blanketforts, dear, all of them. It’s going to be a blanketcivilization.

fourthirds:

andstillwaiting:

RAMEN. IN. COFFEE. POT. WORKS.

sup, frankih and every time we stay in a hotel room together EVER.

i really, really do NOT get how someone could manage to break a coffee pot by making ramen in it. it’s SO EASY. although, i suppose jexx and i have skills that we’ve honed for years. years and years of training for coffee pot ramen.

I have done this, at home, when there were other pots readily available. Why? Well, I think a better question is: Why not?

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fourthirds:

thesefewpresidents:

shazvancorset:

wavvvesofmutilation:

“He rubbed a piece of alum on the back of the neck. He finished in silence.”

In Evil Hour - Gabriel García Márquez

Wow. That is just bleak.

“On some stations officers, if they are married, live out.”

The Last Enemy - Richard Hillary.

I don’t even know what to make of that but either way it doesn’t bode well. Unless I become an officer. That’d be cool.

“The Scots are very similar to the Irish in language, custom and character, and are a courageous people, proud when confronting their enemies, who would rather die than be in servitude and say that it is a disgrace to die in one’s bed, whereas it is a great honour to die killing one’s enemies.”

- Barthélemy l’Anglais, Proprietaire des Choses, quoted in Scotland and the Low Countries, 1124-1994.

Prolonged and belligerent. Sounds like how I do it (ladies).

Everyone else was doing it, and i thought, why the fuck not. “It rang four times.” (The House of Tomorrow, Peter Bognanni) that….. well. it’s not promising, is it? hahahahahaha, although, considering the next time i will have the opportunity to bone, maybe it is.

Well, if you recall, the song I want to have sex to the most, pull my hair - Bright Eyes, involves the lyric, “DON’T ANSWER THE PHHHOOOONE.” Because they are having great sex and stuff and you don’t do that, apparently. So, it kind of makes sense.

Also, mine, from The Hobbit: They did not sing or tell stories that day, even though the weather improved; nor the next day, nor the day after. Well fuck.

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weaklemondrink:

mrgearmond:

rob, chloe, elle, yan, frankih

AVERY ISLAND IS BETTER

I SAID IT

I’m not sure if Avery Island is actually better or if i like it more because I didn’t listen to it over and over again like when i first heard aeroplane, and so it just seems more awesome because i’m not tired of it.

thedailywhat:

Contrite Tweet of the Day: Jimmy Fallon took to Twitter moments ago to apologize to Michele Bachmann for the controvertial antics of the Late Night’s house band. It was revealed earlier that The Roots had mocked Rep. Bachmann by performing a cover of Fishbone’s “Lyin’ Ass Bitch” as the GOP presidential candidate was walking onto the set. 

In a statement to Wall Street Journal’s Speakeasy, drummer Questlove said “the performance was a tongue-in-cheek and spur of the moment decision,” and noted that Fallon and the rest of the crew were not aware of the band’s plans. “I  feel bad if her feelings were hurt,” he added. “That was not my intention.”

It was unclear if any disciplinary action was taken, but Fallon did tweet earlier that Questlove was “grounded.”

[@jimmyfallon.]

Screw apologies, this is just another reason that Jimmy Fallon has the best house band in the history of late night house bands, another being it’s The Roots.

not all the time, obviously. Just when he has a problem with his self-esteem.

This is probably my favorite Flight of the Concords song.

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